Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now

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(917): View more from New York City

The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.

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(818): View more from California

Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time

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(510): View more from California

You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.

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