Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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