We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
FUCK WHALES
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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