Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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