PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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