I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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