We won't sleep together?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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