She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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