I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
