I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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