yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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