Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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