North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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