You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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