You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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