So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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