: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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