Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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