That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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