apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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