Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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