is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
