I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize