She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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