I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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