There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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