i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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