found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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