Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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