Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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