we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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