Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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