But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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