i think my tv is drunk
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.