i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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