I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
