There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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