All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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