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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother

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• (315): View more from New York

  Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore

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• (903): View more from Texas

  If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me

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• (415): View more from California

  Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I might as well just sew it shut at this point.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a

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