honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.