Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.