i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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