im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it