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(317): View more from Indiana

honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She does have a great personality.

(1-864): View more from South Carolina

Yeah, in her vagina.

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(319): View more from Iowa

the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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(720): View more from Colorado

so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass

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(708): View more from Illinois

I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?

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(408): View more from California

Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.

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