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  booty call

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  i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

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  (408): booty call (925): i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy. http://tfl.nu/xuna
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  (760): View more from California

  i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous

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  (760): i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous http://tfl.nu/sccn
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  (917): View more from New York City

  and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.

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  (917): and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter. http://tfl.nu/zjf3
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  (+44): View more from England

  phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...

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  (+44): phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that... http://tfl.nu/hzwk
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  (478): View more from Georgia

  I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day

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  (478): I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day http://tfl.nu/i2uc
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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  (570): throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen http://tfl.nu/quuc
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  (251): View more from Alabama

  I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party

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  (251): I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party http://tfl.nu/8yh5
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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  (330): Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her? http://tfl.nu/1j07
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  You're gonna judge me.

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  Howd you sleep with him already

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  (720): You're gonna judge me. (303): Howd you sleep with him already http://tfl.nu/qfz4
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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  (540): He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding http://tfl.nu/2362
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  (910): View more from North Carolina

  She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere

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  (910): She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere http://tfl.nu/frtj
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.

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  (847): I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B. http://tfl.nu/1rlu
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  (904): View more from Florida

  im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.

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  (904): im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/hp85
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  What am I doing with my life

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  Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.

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  (724): What am I doing with my life (1-724): Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently. http://tfl.nu/ll9w
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.

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  (410): We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with. http://tfl.nu/mg3p
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