can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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