As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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