I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
