Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So squirting runs in the family.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Randomize
