some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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