He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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