from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My vagina just clenched in fear
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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