ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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