ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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