Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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