How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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