Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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