margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
