note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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