did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize