Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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